Lately I have come across some fantastic collaborators. They are the kind of people who, when I mention that I have always wanted to hang giant chandeliers all over the tree in my front yard and electrify the whole thing, say, “That sounds like a fine idea!” instead of asking me if I am still taking my meds. Yes, I realize there are a number of logistical problems with the Electrified Tree, but, dang it, if we put a man on the moon (and, Nate, I assure you we did) then, surely, I can electrify my tree.
Mainly I would turn on the electrified tree anytime I am happy to receive drop-in visitors. If the tree is illuminated, crafty people could come over to play. Oh, and I guess it would also be on for all major SusanLand International Holidays… and on especially dreary winter days, too.
So here is a really rough sketch, but even it isn’t quite what I had imagined.
I thought I might weld large hurricane-type lanterns so that they would be watertight and suited for outdoor use, but then there is still the problem of running electrical conduit underground and then up the tree. My friend James mentioned that lightning would be a problem, and yes, I’m guessing electrifying a tree in the front yard in the traditional sense would get my homeowners policy canceled. . .
But then he suggested going with solar-powered LEDs, and that, I think, just might work! He also mentioned that it could be remote-controlled with infrared sensors or somethingorother. James, if you are out there, what was all that again? I am hoping that some of you Makers will weigh in with your ideas. Is it possible to “electrify” my tree without:
* spending a fortune?
* using tons of electricity — or any?
* creating an enormous lightning rod in the middle of my neighborhood?
* voiding my homeowners policy? (Actually, I probably already did that with those hives of bees…)
Well? What do you think? Hmmmmm?
–S.
