So it’s like this. I just got married. Thought I never would, but there it is! Anyway, we hardly told a soul and had a teeny “wedding” in a romantic courtroom. And now I am really in the doghouse with some people for not sending out fancy invitations, for not alerting them to our plans, for not having a “proper” wedding in the first place. The funny part is, we’d hoped to minimize the drama often associated with weddings, but, in the process, I guess we made it worse? Hey, at least we tried. 
So I have a new holiday to celebrate: June 13 marks the Coronation of the King of SusanLand. Here’s the best our imaginary wedding photographer could come up with. . .
–S.
June 30th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Hey Susan,
Congrats!
July 29th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Hooray! I like your wedding photograph. I’m glad you had your celebration exactly as you would have it. Maybe send out invitations now, with June 13, 2008 as the dateof the wedding and the grand reception. And make your own official-looking USPS stamp for the outside of the envelope that says something like, “Delivery delayed due to insufficient assiduity.”
Does this mean our wedding is off?
August 13th, 2008 at 1:02 am
You, missy, are in the DOG HOUSE!
Congrats on your happy day! Anywhere to send a post wedding gift?
For the love of science,
Mark